“I’d
have to say it’s not impossible, but
it’s very highly unlikely. Admiral, do I, uh, need to review any confusion you
may have developed in the last few years about, uh, as you humans put it so gracefully,
the birds and bees?“
“No!
She’s making it up because she wants something from me that I haven’t given
her, whatever it might be, I’m not even sure.” Archer started pacing the room.
“Thank
you, Admiral, I didn’t think there was any truth to it, but I have to make
certain. Of course DNA will vindicate your position should this situation
happen to inflate. Normally I’d never betray a confidence but you and I go back
a long time, and I thought you might want to be aware of this problem. In case
it surfaces, unexpectedly.”
Archer
felt a little tempest inside, growing each moment he thought about what Lorelei
was about to do. Whatever it was, it didn’t please him in the least. He
regained his composure, placed a hand on Phlox’s shoulder, and returned to his
Starfleet office.
“Grace,”
he said calmly, and walked slowly past his secretary into his office. She
picked up a PADD and followed him, standing still while he crashed into his
desk chair.
“Sir,
are you okay?”
“I
need you to get word out, quietly, that a woman named Lorelei Lee is not
allowed in this office, at least until I deploy to Eta Carinae. She’s a
waitress at The 602, so I’m sure a lot of people know her. Just have a Master at
Arms or a Special Forces assigned at the turbo life; no one has to know why.”
Grace
herself knew better than to ask why. She simply agreed and made notes on her
PADD. She looked at Archer with empathy.
“Sir,
can I get you something? Water or coffee? Aspirin?”
“Thanks,
Grace, but I’m fine.” She wasn’t convinced, and hung back just a second longer.
“Really,” Archer said, putting on his admiral disposition, which seemed to
relieve her worries.
He
busied himself with the history on Eta Carinae, the biggest astronomical event
in human history, about to take place in this era. Eta Carinae was a vast nebula
in the galaxy that harbored a star ready to hyper nova; it would be as bright
as Luna from Earth, yet nearly 8000 light years away. Fortunately it was a
great distance from Earth and at the wrong angle of projection to be a danger.
Unfortunately,
every star, comet, asteroid, nebula, planet, and living thing within 1000 light
years would be instantly annihilated. The next few thousand light years would
feel the effects and be slowly annihilated over the course of a year or so.
Anything five thousand light years from Eta Carinae would be in the worst
position – a slow extinction of life from environmental destruction, followed
by the subsequent annihilation of all celestial bodies. Beyond that, it was
anyone’s guess as to how this section of the galaxy would look in 100 years.
“Admiral,”
Grace called from the doorway. He looked up from his mission plans. She entered
his office with a large cup of coffee and set it on the desk. “I’ve known you
too long. You’re the worst liar on the floor. And, um, I got Dr Riaan on the
com for you.”
“Thanks,
Grace. Thanks.” She only smiled and scurried out.


