Wednesday, July 22, 2015

At Last! Preface

The End, The Beginning

            “Don’t you believe me?” Valerie asked. She grinned, and cocked her head a little.
            “It’s not that, it’s just, well, hard to believe. Not something they teach you about in school.” Bernard smiled. Valerie took wicked pleasure in eliciting incredulous reactions from people about her ancestry. He took a drink of iced tea, and turned looked out the restaurant window.
            “You’ll see on the DNA screening, Jonathan Archer is my great, great grandfather; I guarantee it.”
            “Why…” he struggled “didn’t you tell me before I mean, why the big secret?” he asked, jabbing a fork into one side of a partly eaten piece of cheesecake.
            “Before what? It’s not like I just told you I’m descended from Stalin.”  Valerie enjoyed seeing Bernard squirm a little. Her famous heritage was indeed her biggest secret. She never told people about her family until she was sure there was no way around it. Either people didn’t believe her, or their opinion changed of who she was the minute the words were out. “It doesn’t change who I am, the person you know,” she added. She poked a fork on her side of the cheesecake and manipulated a small bite into her mouth, savoring every molecule and calorie.
            “Well, I mean, I know your name is Archer, but that’s not an uncommon name. And it’d have to be a continuous paternal line for it to mean anything; it’s not something I would assume. I actually never thought about it until just now.”
            “You never thought about it? Honestly?” 
“Well, I think it might have crossed my mind once I was at the academy.” He looked down at the table but she saw his fallacious expression anyway.
“Okay, Bernard, so now you know. What do you think?” she teased, flipping a lock of sandy hair out of her face, pulling the fork slowly from her lips.
            “Well…I think it’s great. Our kids should be…well, I don’t know! But how did you keep it a secret so long? Why? We’ve been going out three years.”
            “Why do you keep asking why? Your response is the perfect example of why. When we met at the academy I figured you didn’t ask, so I didn’t offer. So many people ask me first off, especially when I’m in uniform, if we’re related it’s like I don’t matter, only my great, great, great, great…however many greats grandfather!” Valerie smiled faintly, then turned and looked out the window at the same imaginary business Bernard had been looking at.
Bernard looked at her directly, touching his hand lightly to her cheek to turn her face away from the window and back to his. He scooped up a small bite of their cheesecake and offered it to her on his fork. She took the bite. Bernard waited.
            “It’s not relevant. I wanted to make my own way in Starfleet without his legacy dogging me everywhere, like it did my father, my grandfather, and especially my great grandfather, Charles Christiaan Archer. Children of legends, you know.”  She looked back at the remnants of their meal on the table. “Don’t you want to know all about it now? That’s the customary response when it comes up. Great Grandpa Charles was a great storyteller, and he recorded some great stories about how his parents met”.
            “Love, I only want you to tell me what you want to, and when you want to. Not an urgent matter…unless you’re secretly a Borg, Android, Augment or Andorrian I can handle it. No kids with surprise recessive antenna genes, right?” She hoped he was joking.
            “Andorrian? Do I look blue to you?” she laughed. Bernard reached across the table and took her hand in his. The candle on the table flickered a bit.
            “You’re eyes are blue. I know a little something about biology. No, seriously, wasn’t Admiral Archer the ambassador to Andorria for a long time, or was that some other planet?”
            “Yes, yes, but Great Grandpa wasn’t born on Andorria, he was born in space. Then he grew up on Earth.”
            They sat in silence for a moment. Soft, modern music briefly filled the silence.
            “I do know Jon Archer lived into his 100s – did you know him?”
            “No, I barely even knew Great Grandpa Charles. He died when I was just a couple years old. Somehow I remember his big brown eyes and smile, but maybe that’s from holograms. I mean… how can a baby remember so far back?”
            The waitress appeared at their table.
            “Can I get you anything else?” She held up a small thin pad with their order on it. She glanced at Bernard with a smile.

            “Two coffees,” Valerie answered, “and another cheesecake.”